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My name is Julie! I love all things fandom. I'm a 20 year old straight single scorpio. I go to school full time as a Media and Communication student, while working full time at an amazing company. Do you have any questions? Don't hesitate to Ask Me!
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Conversation I overheard at work

Customer: How can you do this job (stripping)? Isn't it degrading having to take your clothes of for money?
Dancer: You're the guy that just forked out $300 for me to take my clothes off. Isn't it degrading having to pay that much before a girl who looks like me will take her clothes for you?

bunnyfood:

(via ttcbbpeace)

The  Y o u n g e s t  Zero-G Mechanic in Fifty Two Years

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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therealraewest:

daniellemaryekloc:

This is perfect.

I’m so glad he’s guarding our galaxy

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

rainflaaash:

yahoonewsuk:

This tiger cub wants to play with a little boy in a tiger costume!

"play"

rainflaaash:

yahoonewsuk:

This tiger cub wants to play with a little boy in a tiger costume!

"play"

rouge-assassino:

Scarlett Johansson - All time favourite photoshoot (W Magazine)

rouge-assassino:

Scarlett Johansson - All time favourite photoshoot (W Magazine)

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I thought this was a metal statue

funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns

lokihiddleston:

I will reblog this every time.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

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baara:

baara:

i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor

godsgonnacutyoudown:


bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.